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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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