- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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