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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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