What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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