A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Balls

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Robin, get in the car, please.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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