Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Women's rights

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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does this look unsure to you?

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blubber vaginass CC

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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