Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

live babies

Nickelback

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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