- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Global Warming.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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