- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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