- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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