- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

1+2 = 6

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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