- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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