What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

vote this down and i will DOX you

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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