- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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