Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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