What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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hi mom

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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