A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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