- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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