what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Anti Jokes = Drained

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...