- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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