- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Whats the difference between a frog?

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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