Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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