What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Get up Look in the mirror

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Who is big and stupid My brother

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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