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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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