Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did the teacher do? He taught.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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