- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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