- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

This is not funny.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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