- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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