- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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