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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

1+2 = 6

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Sex

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

i like turtles

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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