Want to here a joke? Me to...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -11

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -11

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Hello

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops