- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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