- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

hi mom

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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