- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What has two legs? Half a cat

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