a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

whatdumb and gay stewart price

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Your mother just died.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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