- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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