Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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