- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Sloths

Boner

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

how do you win a game try your best

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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