- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Oh s***

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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