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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Nickelback

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

quantum physics?

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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