- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Yanter, Look it up

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Sex

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

1+2 = 6

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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