What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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