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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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