- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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