- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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