- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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