- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

I was once a hamster.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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