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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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