Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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. . I am a whale

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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