- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Refrigerator

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Seven

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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