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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

._____________________. Whale!

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

what do you call a black guy african american

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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