I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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