Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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