- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

knock knock come in

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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