- Anti Joke

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

chinga tue madre Ryan

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed