- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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