- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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