What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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