Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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