What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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