A blonde dies Lololol

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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