Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did the man with no head say to the women?

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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