Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

. . I am a whale

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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