Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

So this guy was making a sandwich...

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

knock knock who's there ?

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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