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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Yock

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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