What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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