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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

._____________________. Whale!

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

what do you call a black guy african american

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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