Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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